Thursday, December 19, 2019

Baby Smokes Crack

OMG, Becky, look at her Boobs! They are just so huge! She looks like one of those porn star's girlfriends! Who understands those porn star's! They only talk to her because she looks like a total silicone babe! I mean her boobs are just so square and fake! Look, she is just so White!

I love fake boobs and I cannot lie! My homeboys can't deny, when a girl walks in with those size 75 triple D's in yo face you get dis-trac-Ted! Wanna pull up tough, because you notice those knockers were stuffed, deep in the bra she's wearin'! I looked and I can't stop grabbin'! Oh baby, I wanna get which ya and get a picture of me grabbin those bongos! My honkies tried to warn me, but that rack you got makes, Me so horny! Oh Rumplesiliconeskin you say you wanna get in my Chevy! Well use me use me, cause you ain't got average boobies! I seen her on stage dancin',  to he'll with romancin', I see sweat, wet, she's got it goin' like a jumbo jet! I'm tired of magazines, saying A cups are the thing! Take the average White man and ask him back, she gotta' pack much boob!
So White boys! (Yeah!) White boys! (Yeah!)
Does yo girlfriend got the maracas!
Tell her to shake them! Shake them! Shake those silicone breasts!
Baby smokes Crack!
Baby smokes Crack!
I like em square and huge!
And when I'm throwing a gig, I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a Pitbull!
Now here's my MS Randall!
Wanna get you home and uh! Double up, uh uh!
I ain't talking about Playboy, because natural breasts are made for toys!
I want em real huge and silicony! I'm beggin' for a piece of those bongos!
Mix-A-Lot's in troubose!
So I'm looking at Rap videos, knocking dees bimboes walking like homos! You can have them homos! I'll keep my women like JoJo!
A word to the big chested White girls, I wanna get which ya! Won't cuss or spit on ya! But, I gotta be straight when I say I wanna!
(Girls voice, orgasmic: Ooh aaaah!)
Till the Sun goes down! Baby got it goin' on! Some s cents will love this song! Those punks like to hit it and quit it! But I'd rather stay because I am not gay!
Because those Hooters are long and strong and they're down to get the friction on!
So girlies, (Yeah!) girlies! (Yeah!) Do you wanna drive in my Ferrari! (Yeah!)
Then turn around, puff them out! Even Black boys gotta shout!
Baby smokes Crack!
Baby smokes Crack!
Yeah baby, when it comes to females, Ebony ain't got nothin' to do with my selection!
5-A-cup ha ha, only if she's barely 18!
So your girlfriend drives a Honda, playing porno tapes by Wanda! But, Wanda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda!
My Alaskan Pipeline don't want none unless you got boobs jube!
You can lift some weights or do Yoga! But please don't lose those boobs!
Some White boys wanna play that hard roll and tell ya' that the boobs ain't goal! They toss them and leave them! And I pull up quick to retrieve them!
So Ebony says you're PHAT! Well I'm down with that! Because your breasts are large and your curves are kickin'! I'm thinkin' about stickin' to the big butt Danes in the magazines, you ain't hip miss thing! Give me a White sista, can't resist her!
Red meat and cookies didn't miss her!
Some dip shit tried to diss, said boobs are on my list! He didn't have no game so he chose to hit em! And I pull up tough to get wit em!
So ladies if the breasts are square and you don't wanna go nowhere, dial
1-900-Mix-A-Lot and kick those nasty thoughts!
Baby smokes Crack!   
Baby smokes Crack!
Huge in the middle but she got smokes much Crack!
Huge in the middle but she got smokes much Crack!
Huge in the middle but she got smokes much Crack!

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